
As I write this, I sit in a central heated room of my own house in front of a computer with a hot mug of tea eating some tasty, tasty oatcakes and cheese.
On Sunday morning, however, I had breakfasted on a packet of Hula Hoops and now stood beside a collapsed, ruined tent, inside which I had discarded a muddied pair of jeans which had been utterly destroyed by 9 hours of standing in the company of 17,000 others in incessant rain and an ankle-deep sludgy soup that had once been a field.
And dear God it was a fantastic experience.
The reason for this seeming madness was nothing to do with us all drinking the Kool-Aid or going all Waco on yo’ ass, but was instead the Beat the Drum festival/concert at Drumnadrochit, beside Loch Ness. Headlined by Runrig, a band with which I grew up and love to bits, it was a festival mainly of Scottish bands, folk, folk-rock, and the like. In an attempt to organise my thoughts, I will name each act in turn and intersperse the recounting with anecdotage about the weekend in general.
1. Torridan, 2pm
I have no idea who this band is. Seeing as I was still in the glacial-speed line to get into the arena while they were playing, I only heard their music from a distance, but it sounded like nothing special. Cheap Flower of Scotland knock-offs.
Observation: festival portaloos are enough to make you vomit, especially the ones at the campsite which didn’t even have chemical flushes, just a sort of pit filled with blue liquid that was not at all sufficient to deal with sanitation issues by the third day.
2. The Vatersay Boys, 3pm
Straight outta Castlebay, these lads from the Isle of Barra are famous for performing drunk and this festival was no exception. When they left the stage they took cans of Strongbow with them. They were, however, very good, at least when they were playing their instrumentals. When they opened their mouths the Andrew Dunn rating for them goes right down to mediocre-to-dire. One hell of a drummer, however. Something you can really jig and clap and splatter mud to. As a postscript, they were staying in the same hotel as me on Sunday night and turned up to their scheduled gig in Inverness an hour late, having spent too long getting pissed up on Tennents Special and plastic 2-litre bottles of Strongbow, undoubtedly.
Observation: Every festival should have stalls selling venison burgers.
3. Aberfeldy, 4pm
Self-described as ‘the biggest thing to come out of Edinburgh’, this band was the low point of the day. Their sound was a mix of folk, rock, pop, country, and blandness. I cannot recall much of what they did except that they had a fondness for the phrase ‘ooh baby’ and having the two female vocalists (one of whom appeared to be wearing a black bin liner) perform shoop-de-shoop backing vocals to the bland lead singer. They didn’t engage with the (substantial) audience at all, and when they walked off, well… the announcement that Moray Firth Radio had reached its 25th anniversary got a bigger cheer. I felt sorry for them, slightly. But they provided nothing to distract me from the biting cold and being soaked to the bone and muddy to the knees, so sod them. The prats.
Recollection: Seeing a friend of mine attempt to drag his baggage (which consisted of a tentbag, two backpacks, a wheeled suitcase, and a bin bag) on a child’s plastic sledge through the mud, with the bags tied to the sledge by luminous green plundered guyropes, and the whole shebang toppling over at least three times and getting covered in mud… well. It will stay with me forever, and my sides still hurt from laughing.
4. Julie Fowlis, 5pm
Sexy sexy Gaelic folk singer from the Uists. Great voice, good tunes, engaged with the crowd, looked good while doing it. Winner all round.
Recollection: This same friend of mine at Morrisons in Inverness before we headed to the campsite. The girls who were with us mostly stocked up on booze and mixers. His basket, on the other hand, looked like a really eccentric weekly shop. Bananas. Clementines. Hula hoops. Glass bottle of Heinz Tomato Sauce. Gordon’s Gin, God knows why, because he didn’t touch the stuff. Nutrigrain cereal bars. The man is one of a kind.
5. Great Big Sea, 6pm
The big surprise of the day for me, this group from Newfoundland played a lovely kind of heavy folk rock, very catchy lyrics and great rhythm and bounce. Singing along to songs you’ve only just heard for the first time is rare with any band but these fellows managed it. Also they endeared themselves to me with the line “Sometimes in life you have to go solo” and matching it by having a solo. God bless ‘em.
Observation: Some people, when confronted by a mass of churned, wet, earth, are simply unable to stop themselves from diving into it and rolling around. Maybe humans have some canine genes or something. Or maybe just a hefty dose of Idiot.
6. Wolfstone, 7pm
The second longest running band at the festival, with 15 years under their belt to Runrig’s 34, Wolfstone are an impressive Celtic rock group with great energy. I tormented a deeply sectarian Rangers-supporting friend of mine by constantly referring to them as the Wolfe Tones, and he was beside himself, thinking that he was going to be assaulted by angry Irish rebel music rather than west coast rocking.
Note to self: When it is certain to rain all day, do not keep crucial things such as bus and ferry tickets and cheques in the pockets of your cheap ‘waterproof’ jacket. Otherwise you will still be paying for things with damp bank notes two days later and it’ll be a miracle if you can actually manage transport home.
7. Red Hot Chilli Pipers, 8pm
A lot of things about this band annoy me. Ever since I saw them on some godawful Graham Norton vehicle called When Will I Be Famous Please or some such shite I’ve been annoyed by them. Chief among the annoyances are their parody name, their costume of black shirts and kilts with red ties and sporrans and in the case of one band member bright red hair, and the sickly nationalism of the twats. However, they do have a fair amount of talent and their conceit of converting famous rock songs into bagpipe tunes is impressive, to an extent. Still. That does not excuse the aforementioned crimson-barneted one, who when introduced did not speak a word but simply twanged out power chords on his (bright red) electric guitar. He communicates through the medium of RAWK. They were the warm-up for Runrig, and probably the second worst act of the day. Still. At least the contrast was all the more stark for this.
Observation: When you’ve stood in the rain for 8 hours, freezing your arse off and watching various artists play and perform in a nice covered stage in pristine clothing, it means hell of a lot to see Bruce Guthro, Runrig’s lead singer, walk onto a little promontory out from the main stage and say “I’m going to sit out here in the rain with you a while” before proceeding to play an acoustic guitar and sing by himself.
8. Runrig, 8.45pm – 10.45pm
The headline band, the band who wrote the song which gave the name to the concert, the only band ever to get a Gaelic song into the UK Top 20 singles chart, 34 years since their debut album and still going strong, with a fair number of the original line-up still present. I love Runrig, and I reckon I always will. Especially after performances like this. Powerful, energetic, engaging. Plenty banter with the audience, as we had every right to expect, the seventeen thousand of us having endured a bastard of a day to see them. Their perforance was incredibly varied, from full-band rock-out songs to the aforementioned solo performance and on one occasion the entire band using nothing but drums (mostly of a pipe-band style) to beat out an insane rhythm. Although it took an awful lot to part Malcolm Jones from his beloved guitars, which he played to hell and back, showboating all the way and carrying it off with panache. If this is reading like a panegyric to Runrig, it’s a simple testament to their style and talent and appeal, because if anyone had asked me if I wanted to stand in the mud and rain for nine hours in a farm thirteen miles south of Inverness I’d have called them a crazy fool. Yet this is what I did.
I’m a crazy fool. But this was one of the best experiences of my life, and to top it all off I’ll more than likely be on the DVD of the Runrig performance seeing as I was very near the front and waving my arms and clapping fit to burst amidst the crazies and Danes.
So. This is Andrew Dunn, signing off. I need sleep.
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